Eiko Alexander recently completed BAD KID, a novel about a girl who tries to protect her friends by covering up a murder. Most of her stories are about people going wrong. Eiko has been published in PANK, Pachinko! and 13 Magazine.
Eiko lives with her husband in Toronto, where she designs websites. Her career highlights include producing a reality TV spoof about a celebrity billionaire who chooses the heir to his fortune by impregnating nine women, and getting to eat unlimited shrimp at Bonanza restaurant in the roles of Beverage Girl and Salad Girl (actual job titles). She has many ideas for funny blogs that will someday make her famous without hardly even trying — and the urls to prove it.